Tellin’ Jokes for Telluride
Last week, we ran a contest through our email asking for jokes! The best joker recieved a ticket to the Telluride Film Festival, hosted by the Outing Club last Friday.
Here are some of our favorites:
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta!
What did the grape say after it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little w(h)ine..
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
“Do you smell carrots?”
Why do you never see hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
Because they’re good at it.
Because they’re good at it.
What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten Tickles!
Ten Tickles!
What did one berry say to the other berry?
If you weren’t so sweet we wouldn’t be in this jam!
And the winning joke was…
what did the bird say after his cage fell apart??
….
“cheap cheap”
Thanks to everyone for their submissions!
